Ok so last night I watched a show called I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.
Ladies, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, WATCH THIS SHOW!
You’d think it would be one of those amazing “I-can’t-believe-that!” shows, but no. No effing way. It turns into a freaky, surreal, paranoia. Sure it’s rare. It’s so rare, there’s a fricking SERIES based on these occurrences!
“She gained just 3 lbs, and oh my God I just gained 3 lbs!” “She had normal periods the whole time!” “She was only a little nauseous if she didn’t eat and drank coffee, and that happens to me!” “She was only 110 lbs and I’m 110 lbs!!!” “She had 0 symptoms!”
Believe me, it’s not a good feeling to be analyzing yourself, and whether or not you could be secretly pregnant.
I’m completely paranoid now. No sex for like, ever. Till I’m ready to have children.And maybe not even then….but ok seroiusly any of you that know me know that this is not possible. I don’t like going more than a few days. But I am really paranoid.