My brother and I were talking about relationships yesterday. He has dated one girl, for 3 months, and most of their relationship took place on AIM.
Me: Look, Zac, you’ve never been in a relationship like that, so you can’t really understand….I mean, you and Ashley weren’t really….
Zac: Yeah….she was like an intramural sport. You have fun playing, but you don’t really take it too seriously.
Me:……did you just compare your only relationship to something like dodgeball?
Zac: YES! Exactly! She’s like dodgeball! You have fun playing, and it’s a good concept, but when you try to take it professional, it just doesn’t work.
And we wonder why my brother is single.