I’ve just about given up on the swearing one. I am trying, but sometimes you can’t say “shoot” when you really need to say “shit.” It just doesn’t cut it.
Especially when it’s the middle of the night, you’ve set an alarm to wake up for the auction on ebay for something you’ve been wanting and searching for (for the past two years), and you are outbid at the last second. Literally.
My max bid (which I submitted with 20 seconds left) held till the very last second. “1s remaining” and BAM. “You lost this item.” Not the most awesome way to fall asleep. Sigh.