Yesterday, I was on my way to a housewarming party. I had to go through a few tollbooths, and I was coming from 75mph. I accidentally stayed too far left, and needed to get over to the right, but there was an old Toyota Camry pacing me.
I sped up, noticed the cop hit the brakes, and went through the tollbooth. Once through, I saw the cop behind me and he turned his lights on.
“FUCK.”
He came up to the passenger side of the car, and I was leaning over PJ, trying to talk to the cop through the open window.
He took my license and registration, read them, and asked me a few questions, as I kept leaning over because he was having trouble hearing. I had to keep leaning further and further – I’m not horribly loud and we were on the Mass Pike.
Cop: Whose car is this?
Me: It’s my dad’s.
Cop: You have a different last name?
Me: No, D’Amico is my middle name now.
Cop: Oh, ok. The speed limit at the tolls is 40 mph. I had you clocked going 59.
Me: I’m sorry, I was trying to get around the car next to me, I should have slowed and gone behind instead of in front.
Cop: How many times have you been pulled over in Massachusetts?
Me: I’ve never been pulled over in Massachusetts.
Cop: Never? Ok, well, just slow down and don’t do it again, I don’t want to see anyone get hurt.
Me: Ok, I’m sorry, thank you.
The cop went back to his car, PJ rolled up the window, and turned to me.
“You. Are. So. Fucking. Lucky. Must be nice to have boobs.”
Yes, it is. Use them to your advantage. 😉
esp for an asian!
So, I will be able to get out of tickets if I try to get fat and grow man boobs? You think cops will go for those? LOL =P
@JL789 – Haha, the funny part is that I was wearing a track jacket that I *thought* was zipped up enough. I didn’t even notice!@rxglasshalffull – You are welcome to them if you want them! Sometimes I wish I had stereotypical Asian girl body. They give me backaches!@davidmiya – It’s worth a shot? At least you will get to eat whatever you want for a while 😛
i dont have stereotypical asian girl body either. i have a small waist and big hips and hence big butt and slightly bigger thighs. nonstereotypical asian girl body is sexy!!! lol
why didn’t he just walk to your side?